What makes my laptop great…

I own a Fujitsu Siemens Amilo laptop and here are just a few things that make it super!


1. Every time I start it up the fan makes a sound like a machine gun. 

Uses for this: To scare away any wild animals like bears, tigers and your neighbourhood mountain lion.


2. The keyboard cover has started to come apart and can be lifted up.

Uses: Useful storage for money and now you can see for yourself how works!


3. It has a total of about 6 minutes of battery life (if you are lucky).

Uses: Running in between power points is great training for marathons, triathlons and your next Iron-man event.


4. It gets hot…really hot!

Uses: Can keep your hands warm and wont freeze up if you decide to take it up Mt. Everest. Also, by placing your coffee mug by the fan outlet, your coffee stays an even 97 degrees celsius.


I take very good care of my laptop, and who wouldn’t? Its awesome!


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2 Responses to “What makes my laptop great…”

  1. Craig Says:

    Hahaha, dude, maybe it’s time for a new one?

  2. Yasin Says:

    Dude atleast u dnt have to worry abt it being stolen…

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